i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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