Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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