Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh