i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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