It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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