one might say we're banned from that church
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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