at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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