girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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