can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME