She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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