I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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