the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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