the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
MIDGETS
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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