She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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