sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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