sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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