why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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