how can u be prego again
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Couch. On fire.
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