I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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