I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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