You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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