Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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