I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
BRING THE BAGELS
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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