i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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