A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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