if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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