try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.