Apparently you make a good broom.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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