I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!