some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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