MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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