Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
handjob tips. give me some.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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