Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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