i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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