Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
pray to the hookup gods
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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