Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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