last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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