Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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