for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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