what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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