I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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