i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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