i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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