i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
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apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
false alarm, still single
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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