He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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