Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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