I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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