dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize