Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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