Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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